MASCOT KAIJU!!!

Before anyone says anything, YES, this poster is a complete parody of King Kong vs Godzilla, this style belongs to its respected owners, Toho and RKO Radio Pictures.
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The fan fiction I wrote was all the way back in 2013. During that time, my skill in writing was rather amateurish, so prepare yourselves before reading this... It's some really stupid Trollpasta garbage! Have fun!



A strange, horrifying plot is under way, a plot to destroy all mascots. A radioactive ray blast turns six beloved mascots into giant, ravenous beasts that begin a terrible rampage. Some will fight alone, some will put their differences aside and join forces and defend their kingdom, but whatever the case, they better prepare to meet their evil maker in a clash of Mascot Kaiju!

Disney Defenders;
They are the three elite of the Magical kingdom and they will stand their ground against any outsider to the Disneyworld realm!

MickeyZilla = Mickey Mouse + Godzilla
Mickey Mouse is the icon of Disney since 1928. Known throughout the globe, he has starred in thousands of films, comics and games. Though it dose get a bit tiresome for the mouse, especially when he has to reenact his role in the stage play Fantasmatic for ninety hundred thousandth time. But then, the radioactive ray blasts him in the middle of Fantasmatic play, mutating him into Mickeyzilla, King of the Mascots! Upon this transformation he encounters dangerous old enemies, unites with old allies, and stands his ground to defend the Disneyworld at all costs while at the same time try to figure out what the heck happened to him!

Oswaldan = Oswald + Rodan 
It did not all start with a mouse. 1927, nearly a year before Mickey, Oswald the Lucky Rabbit was destined to become Disney's icon, but he was snatched and enslaved by Universal Studios to be used to their ends. Yet it was unsuccessful, and Oswald escaped into hiding until he made his triumphant return to the Magic Kingdom in 2006. Despite a few quarrels with Mickey, Oswald eventually settled a truce and lives freely in the Disneyworld. But then, the radioactive ray struck him turning him into Oswaldan! With a hundred meter wingspan, Oswaldan can soar across the world and one flap of his wings can shatter buildings. He first attempts to use his new power to overthrow Mickey, but he soon finds out there will be unwelcome company and therefore will need to defend the Disneyworld instead!

Tinkerbellthra = Tinkerbell + Mothra 
An unofficial mascot of Disney, Tinkerbell ascended into fame since the Peter Pan film. She enjoyed showing off and presenting her companies name every time before the feature presentation. However, the Mascot Kaijus trampled over her set and sent Tinkerbell fleeing for her life until the radioactive ray hit her, turning her into Tinkerbellthra! Covered in poisonous dust, laying eggs, aided by two telekinetic Tinkerbell fairy clones and glowing fiery red with rage, Tinkerbellthra joins Mickeyzilla and Oswaldan in the fight and take her revenge on the perpetrator behind turning her into an ugly insect abomination!


Enemies of the Magic Kingdom;
Disney has many foes, Warner Bros, Don Bluth Studios and Dreamworks are among the biggest rivals. But the war will soon escalate to new heights when each of their mascots are transformed into super size!

Bugs-Kong = Bugs Bunny + King Kong
One of Mickey's oldest rivals, Bugs Bunny stole the spotlight in the 30s with his smug attitude and quick whits, what a stinker. However, since the radioactive blast, he no longer needs quick whits when he can just pound his enemies into a pulp as Bugs Kong! With enhanced strength and beefed up to hundreds of meters high, the screwy rabbit decides to pay a visit on his old enemies turf and settle the score with the mouse once and for all, for this means war!

Feivalra = Feival + Gamera
Feival once ruled the cinema with an iron paw in the 80s, also known as the Disney Dark Ages, an era where Disney films were weak and it's pride replaced by Don Bluth Studios. But then the Disney Renaissance rose from the rubble and drove Feival back until he became a shadow of his formal self as well as no thanks to the poorly released Bluth films in the 90s making things worse. Now, struck by the radioactive ray, he is Feivalra! Armed with a tough shell and organic jet boosters, this is his chance for the comeback of a lifetime as he heads off to destroy the Disneyworld!

Shrekfeild = Shrek + Cloverfeild
Since 2001, Shrek has become Disney's greatest threat after backstabbing various Disney films in his movies. He lurks in the dark murky abyss of Dreamorks, wallowing in his filth. He was already monstrous to begin with, but once the radioactive ray hit him and his annoying sidekick, Donkey, he has become known as Shrekfeild infested with Donkey parasites! Dreamworks is still waging war against Disney and Shrekfeild could just be the perfect weapon to smite down the enemy permanently!


(WARNING; SPOILERS!) The Evil Mastermind;
Felix the Cat controlling M.F.D. = Mecha-Felixy-Danger = Felix the Cat + Mechagodzilla + Gypsy Danger
Felix was the first anthropomorphic cartoon character to gain popularity since 1919. However, he was quickly overshadowed by Mickey and his fame dropped until his wretched film, Felix the Cat; the Movie, slammed the final nail in the coffin, rendering him into obscurity. Finally, after almost 100 years in the shadows, it's time he had his revenge. His plan is to extract artificial genetic data from various giant movie monsters and mix them with all of his mascot rivals through a radioactive ray gun, turning them all into destructive beasts. Then when enough chaos is unleashed, Felix himself, will control a giant Jaeger to slay them all and be renowned as the mighty hero, MECHA-FELIXY-DANGER!... Yeah, what a retarded plan!


Part 1, Mickeyzilla;
In a stage performance in Disneyworld, Mickey Mouse listens to Maleficent cackling out loud "Now you face me and all the powers of MY IMAGINATION!" Before exiting the stage in a cloud of smoke and replaced by an animatronic Maleficent dragon, so old and worn out, it's wings have fallen off, in the middle of the play, Fantasmatic. Tired and bored of reenacting the same act for so many times, Mickey mumbles "the redundant and retarded things I do to get a paycheck!" as he lazily points his fireworks shooting plastic sword at the prop and prepares says "Oh yeah, well this is my imagination!" as a large audience of distracted screaming kids with their parents hardly even watch. Little dose the mouse know he is being locked on target by a large laser cannon from space, radio-controlled by a mysterious figure. The figure presses fire and zaps Mickey with Radioactive energy causing Mickey to transform. He grows larger and larger, claws and fangs grow, his skin turns gnarly, his tail thickens and spiked plates sprout from his back as he lets out a tremendous roar as Mickeyzilla. Disneyworld customers run for their lives. Then a teleportation ray beams from behind, revealing a giant, ape like rabbit, who grunts "Eh... What's up, doc?"


Part 2, Oswaldan;
In the center of the Disneyworld entrance, Oswald the Lucky Rabbit is sitting on a bench and pondering "How could Walt Disney betray me like this? First he surrenders me to be held captive by Universal and the next thing I know, he lets some mouse take my spotlight! This should be my kingdom to rule, not his!" Suddenly, the ray hits him and transforms him into a giant, rabbit-pteranodon hybrid. Surprised by his transformation, Oswaldan, as he is called from now on, hears a thunderous roar as he looks behind and sees Mickeyzilla. "Hmm" thought Oswaldan, "Now's my chance to give old Mickey a little payback!". But then, he heard another roar to the West from a recently teleported giant ape rabbit that turns out to be Bugs Bunny, or in this case, Bugs Kong, beating his chest! Oswaldan started to hesitate on what to do until a giant Mouse Turtle flew, like a jet powered frisbee, over his head. It was Feival, now named Feivalra, heading straight towards Mickeyzilla.  Making up his mined, Oswaldan decides to aide his old competitor in the fight, quoting "Oh well, I guess settling my scores with you will have to wait, I've got another mouse to fry!" As he beats his giant wings and chases after Feivalra.


Part 3, Tinkerbellthra;
In the Disney studios, Tinkerbell is rehearsing her trade-mark of magically conjuring up the Disney logo. Everything goes ok, despite a few earth tremors, but then the roof of the entire movie studios is ripped clean off by Mickeyzilla's tail as he sizes Bugs Kong! Fleeing in terror, Tinkerbell suddenly gets zapped by the laser ray and mutates and grows into a giant humanoid moth monster from now on named Tinkerbellthra, accompanied by two telekinetic Tinkerbell fairy clones (as if one giant, mutant Tinkerbell wasn't enough). She looks at her reflection in the Peter Pan Pirate lake and cringes in horror of her ugliness. She turns red in rage as she looks and sees Mickeyzilla, Bugs Kong, Oswaldan and Feivalra in a stand-off around the Cinderella castle. Her two mini clones quickly warn her of a huge, disgusting, alien looking deformed mess of an ogre lumbering straight towards the action. Tinkerbellthra is now hell-bent to have revenge on the perpetrator for turning her into a beast, and she decides to take her wrath off on the most recent monster invader, Shrekfeild!

Part 4, Stand off;
All six monsters pose aggressively in a Mexican stand off. As they prepare for battle, each side start to reason with each other. on the one hand, the three opposers begin sharing their intensions. Each figuring out that they could share the spoils of war if united together as the Enemies of Disney. On the other end, Mickeyzilla, Oswaldan and Tinkerbellthra retrace their situation back to the start. Mickeyzilla; "Exactly how the heck did we end up like this!? All I know was that something hit me!... And for a moment here, I thought you were going to fight me, Oswald!" Oswald;"I dreamed for a day like that to come, but so I can rule over an unspoiled kingdom, not a decimated, barren, pathetic excuse for a kingdom tainted by outsiders! Besides, I will not allow these traitors here as much as you!" (Note; the twin Tinkerbellthra fairies are telepathically translateing what all six monsters are saying while the rest of the world could only hear "RRRROOOOOOAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!! SSSSSSSQQQQUUUUAAAACCKKK!!!!! SSSSSSSCCCCCCRRRRREEEEEEAAAACCCCHHHH!!!!!!! (Speaking of the twin fairies) Tinkerbellthra Twin Fairies;"A wise statement! Wee'l need all the cooperation we can get... And don't bother asking why we we exist, it's something to do with the DNA mixed with Tinkerbell!" Mickey; "...Riiiiigggghhht, let's get this rumble started as the Disney Defenders!"

Part 5, DING! DING! DING!;
All six monsters let out a tremendous mighty roar! Mickeyzilla vs Bugs Kong, Oswaldan vs Feivalra and Tinkerbellthra vs Shrekfeild, the war for Disneyworld has begun... Mickeyzilla and Bugs Kong lock hands together and head-butt each other as they trample the Disney treehouse, Feivalra launches into the air to prepare a frisbee attack as Oswaldan rips Space Mountain out of its foundations to use as a club and rises up to meet the challenge, Shrekfeild fires a barrage of human sized, arthropod like Donkey parasites, all craving for waffles at Tinkerbellthra as she unleashes her toxic powder back at him and orders an army of Tinkerbellthra larvae (OH COME ON!!! ARN'T THREE TINKERBELLS ENOUGH?!?!?!?!) hatched from eggs she recently laid in the It's a Small World ride into battle! 

Part 6, Round 1, Mickeyzilla vs Bugs Kong;
Armageddon spreads across the theme park as Mickeyzilla shoves Bugs Kong's head into the Haunted Mansion as Bugs Kong trips him over onto Thunder Mountain with the smashed up tree house, Oswaldan strikes Feivalra with Space Mountain sending him flying into the Pirates of the Caribbean ride simultaneously as Feivalra fried parts of Oswaldan's wings loosing his control to fly and Tinkerbellthra frantically preforms barrel rolls trying to shake off the donkey parasites who never stop gobbling out "Making Waffles! Making Waffles! Making Waffles!" (Well, Eddy Murphy did do his best to make that character obnoxious) as the Tinkerbellthra larvae entangle Shreckfeild in layers of super strong silk! Bugs Kong;"EEEH! Still under Pixar's mercy these days, you characterless snooze fest?!" As he smacks Mickeyzilla with his giant carrot. Mickeyzilla;"Actually, my career has gained even more since my release of Wreck-It-Ralph and they're release of Cars 2 and Planes!" Grabbing Bugs Kong's carrot and shoving it down his mouth "In fact, Darth Vader and Spider-Man now kneel down before me since we last meet!" As he then hurls Bugs Kong onto the Steamboat Willy ship with a terrified Pete leaping overboard. Bugs Kong;"And what about those stupid teen celebrities that keep showing up on your Disney Channels? Still having to rely on talentless hacks instead of real cartoons?!" As he shoves the WB water tower down Mickeyzilla's throat. Mickeyzilla blasts it out of his mouth back at Bugs Kong and replies "REAL CARTOONS!?!?!? Yours has nothing more than horrible superhero spin-offs and abominable brain rotting anti-PSA trips like Adventure Time on Cartoon Network!" As he strikes Bugs Kong with his nuclear breath. Bugs Kong; "OOOOOH, you did NOT just insult our sacred Adventure Time cartoon! You're going to pay for that remark!" As he football tackles Mickeyzilla, but Mickeyzilla grabs him and shoves his head back into the Haunted Mansion, stunning him temporarily unconscious with a great big lump sprouting from his head with Tweety birds circling around as Mickeyzilla charges off to help the others! 

Part 7, Round 2, Oswaldan vs Feivalra;
Meanwhile, Feivalra and Oswaldan do a lot more rolling around the Adventureland head-locking each other than flying. Feivalra; "Who the Heck are you, anyway, we're hardly even similar!" Breathing fire at Oswaldan. Oswaldan flapping his wings releasing Feivalra off him "Really? Well, we both have families, even though you don't have to worry about fathering 420 kids!" Feivalra;"Huh! I guess! I heard you were absent since Mickey showed up. How about we join forces and stop Mickey?" Lending out a hand shake. Oswaldan;"Uh... Well, I'll need to think about it...". Mickeyzilla suddenly tackles Feivalra and strikes him with his tail , sending him soaring into the air "You won't be corrupting my allies on my watch, you treacherous RAT! And a good thing your lousy films from the 90s like A Troll in Central Park brought you to ruin!" Oswaldan "Oh yeah, I remember that goody-goody filth grossing only $71,368 not to mention those garbage Land Before Time sequels!" Mickeyzilla "BRBRBRBRBRBRH (shivering and cringing in disgust)! Those were almost as bad as when I hired the Jonas Brothers and Hanna Montanna!" The two set off to smite their last threat. 

Part 8, Round 3, Tinkerbellthra vs Shrekfeild;
Shrekfeild and Tinkerbellthra finally shrug off each other's minions with Shrekfeild eating the Tinkerbellthra larvae with squeezed eye jelly on toast and Tinkerbellthra gathering her toxic powder into a super sized bug spray can and blasting the Donkey parasites to kingdom come (mixed with her original pixie dust, it makes victims fly as well). Tinkerbellthra Twin Fairies; "SERIOUSLY! What's supposed to be the humor with donkeys making waffles!? All you ever done was stab us Disney characters for your sick twisted humor ever since that wicked warlock, Jeffrey Katzenberg, double crossed us!" Tinkerbellthra fires beams of energy from her antennae arcs of lightning from her wings at Shrekfeild. Shrekfeild withstands the brunt of the attack and locks her in a chokehold. Shrekfeild "Wicked warlock you say, you little wee women? Katzenberg donated swamp loads of greens to art, education and medical health! I don't remember Disney doing that and all you and your fairy kind ever did other than flying into my windows is getting a bunch of your babies in my belly!" Tinkerbellthra punches him in the belly using the Fantasyland merry-go-round as a boxing glove. Tinkerbellthra Twin Fairies;"Darn all those stupid quotes from Mike Myers! We should have seen the look on you're face when he played as that nauseating Cat in the Hat!" Shrekfeild stops for a moment to regret that miserable event before discovering Tinkerbellthra had just caught Feivalra by the tail. Feivalra; "HEY! I'm not a tennis racket, butterfly freak!". Tinkerbellthra swings him right at Shrekfeild sending him flying towards Oswaldan. Tinkerbellthra Twin Fairies; "At least there is something useful with that shell of yours, Poor-Man's Micky Mouse and Godzilla!" As Tinkerbellthra kicks him over into the Dumbo Ride as Dumbo himself flies off in horror!

Part 9, Round 4, Free For All!;
Oswaldan;"This gnarly freak is yours, Mickey!" As he catches Shreckfeild and holds him in an armlock with Mickeyzilla pummeling him with drop kicks to the belly. Mickeyzilla; "This is for slamming Tinkerbell into windows! This is for having your hag of a wife feed Ariel to sharks! And this is for destroying all the other Disney Princesses!" Shrekfeild; "Oh, go choke on a Gorgonzola, you stupid vermin!". Bugs Kong finally recovers and charges towards Tinkerbellthra "Sorry, I don't believe in Fairy Tales, just humor!" But accidentally trips on Feivalra as he tries to get up and lands on Tinkerbellthra, crushing one of her wings. Tinkerbellthra Twin Fairies; "GET OFF OF HER, YOU SKREWY APE/RABBIT ABOMINATION!". Oswaldan clubs Shrekfeild silly with his toothy beak and soars off to Tinkerbellthra's aid as Mickeyzilla confronts Feivalra. Feivalra; "Admit it, Mickey! You overshadowed and overthrew Oswald just like you did with me!" Lunging at Mickeyzilla as a Frisbee. Mickeyzilla slashes at Feivalra's shel on impact with his spiked plates, shoving himself into the Pirates of the Caribean ride and spiraling Feivalra into the Disney Downtown. Mickeyzilla after recovering getting back up; "He was smuggled by Universal Studios! I never even knew about him until the 21stcentury! You're creator on the other hand cowardly abandoned us in the Disney Dark Ages! And now look at you, left without you're creator! If there's anyone you should blame on, it's HIM!". Feivalra, helpless on his back, his Jet boosters damaged and unable to get up; "... Fine! I give! I give! I guess you could say Bluth took some risks and it eventually backfired! I should have just stayed with my family. Go finish the fight and let me be!". Mickeyzilla respectfully leaves him be to stop Bugs Kong. Oswaldan swoops towards Bugs Kong's while Tinkerbellthra is gnawing at him; "So, not only was I replaced by a Mouse, but my rivalry with him was replaced by the likes of you!? Call me a hypocrite, but I wish it was Rabbit Season so I can fire an elephant gun up you're cotton tail!" Bugs Kong hauls Tinkerbellthra over like a rag doll and slams her into the Nautilus funhouse and the grabs Oswaldan and folds him into a paper airplane and prepares to throw him despite getting clawed and pecked at in the face "EEEEH! You will just end up like old Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd, Yosimite Sam, Taz and Wil-E Coyote!". Mickeyzilla rams Bugs Kong in the belly just in time, throwing him into the Star Tours ride before blasting him with atomic breath! "Ha, Ha! I guess it was "Rabbit Season, Fire!" After all!" The Disney Defenders have won!

Part 10, WARNING; A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES!;
As Mickeyzilla helped Oswaldan and Tinkerbellthra up, the three are caught by surprise by a loud explosion at the Cinderella castle, followed by an evil, wicked, high pitched laugh. As Shrekfeild, Feivalra and Bugs Kong recover from their injuries and haul themselves up, all six Mascot Kaiju face towards a small, cat like figure balancing, like a ninja on his tippy toes, on the flag poll, at the very top of the destroyed, burnt, smoking Cinderella Castle. He plucks what's left of Mickey Mouse flag off the pole and gloats "It has all come full circle!". As the smoke clears away, it reveals an ominous, familiar face. Mickeyzilla; "...Felix the Cat?..." (Unfortunately, all Felix could hear from that was "GRUMPH?"). Felix the Cat; "I see you have wielded your powers very irresponsibly! You see, that's what happens when the world is divided into a bastion of rivals and enemies! You loathsome beasts shall be punished for your sins... NOW YOU FACE ME AND ALL THE POWERS OF MY MECHA-FELIXY-DANGER!!!". Felix rips the Mickey Mouse flag in two and leaps hundreds of meters into the air like a peregrine falcon as the sky darkens and lightening bolts light up the battleground. The Entire planet shook to its core as the Cinderella castle finally collapses, making way for a gigantic metal Titan, six times the size of all six Mascot Kaiju combined, slowly ascending from the abyss. It had the tail, feet and limbs of Mechagodzilla, the head of Felix the Cat and the shoulder armor plates and body of Gypsy Danger! It is armed with a forcefield spinning head shield, laser eyes, an arsenal of missiles all over it including the fingers and toes, hyper electric grappling claws, a powerful bite with rows of teeth like obelisks, arm chain saws, a titanium club tail and at his chest, a death ray with the power to blow up the entire solar system! Once ascended, Felix the cat lands right into the high-tech body-controlled simulaton cockpit and seals himself in as the new threat lets out a tremendous roar heard across the entire Earth! The Tinkerbellthra Twin Fairies begin to telepathically read Felix'es mined and discover the terrible truth; "It's him! The first anthropomorphic animated cartoon character to reach global popularity! He is the evil fiend behind all this mess!" The six monsters gawk at them in astonishment; "Ever since his wretched film, Felix the Cat; the Movie, he was booed out of the animation department into obscurity and plotted revenge by creating a ray gun that would copy and create artificial DNA from the Movie monsters, Godzilla, King Kong, Rodin, Mothra, Gamera and Cloverfeild and tossed us into the mix to be framed as global threats, just so he can fake himself as a hero by slaying us all and take over the world as the one mascot to rule them all!" All six Mascot Kaiju, shocked and outraged by such blasphemy, all settle with an agreement, as the Tinkerbellthra Twin Fairies telepathically control the radioactive ray gun from space to merge all six Kaiju together, Disney Defenders and the Enemies of the Magic Kingdom are no more, from now on, all six beef up six times in size and unite as one, grotesque mashed up spectacle, THE ANIMATION LIBERATOR!!! Felix the Cat planned in advance to oversize any of the monsters for an easier victory but never expected the original Mothra Twin Fairies to outwit him like that. As high as mountains, this is no longer a battle for Disneyworld, but a full scale war for the very fate of all animation, and it begins nigh!

Part 11, Round 5, THE ANIMATION LIBERATOR VS MECHA-FELIXY-DANGER; 
The Earth's crust rips open, Tectonic plates rumble, gigantic typhoons roar across the planet, volcanoes explode through every ocean and continent, lightning and thunder clash across the atmosphere, meteors rain down upon the surface,... In a nut shell, everything goes berserk as the two colossuses embark on a collision coarse towards each other in an epic soap opera, all projectiles launching from both sides... until impact! A tremendous shock wave exploding one third of the Earth into a molten bowl of fire and magma, everything launching into the stars in orbit as the two titans fight suspended in mid-air! M.F.D.'s spinning head shield poses a serious threat as it burns anything that touches it, but A.L. Deflects M.F.D.'s missiles and laser eye beams back at the shield generator with its toxic powder, deactivating it to make way for the real grudge match! The two slug it out, in the face, below the belt, in the belly, left hook, right hook, uppercut, judo chop, roundhouse kick, the punch-fest and kick-fest bellowed even more shock waves in a dazzling fireworks display! The assaults from M.F.D.'s titanium club tail, electric grappling claws, arm chain saws and bite take its toll on A.L.'s beaten body, but A.L. doesn't give in, it keeps on fighting! Finally, A.L. Stuns Felix with nuclear breath and gets a headlock on M.F.D., disabling him from attacking. But Felix activates his deadliest trump card, the death ray chest cannon and aims it directly at the sun! Felix the Cat completely looses himself into a deranged hyper-insane psychopath; "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! NO ONE SHALL LIVE IF YOU DON'T ACCEPT MY RULE UPON ALL OF MY IMAGINATION!!!!!!!!!" His cannon charges up to maximum as he prepares fire! A.L.; "Oh yeah? Well this is all our imagination, and you have no right to take it away!" A.L. yanks M.F.D.'s death ray chest cannon towards the radioactive ray gun as the cannon fires an almighty powerful blast! Direct hit! The radioactive ray gun malfunctions and then let's out a gigantic explosion of radioactive (and curiously, magical) energy, rocking the entire galaxy! Then, everything goes white!...

Part 12, Epilogue;
All seven characters wake up from unconsciousness, feeling unusually peaceful. As the whiteness slowly fades away, they limply and awkwardly get up to look around. Once the whiteness eventually clears away, they all discover they are back in Disneyworld, restored to as if nothing ever happened. At first it seemed to be the whole war was just a dream, but all the people are standing around, gawking at the seven in astonishment. It is soon clear that all six Kaiju have reverted back to their normal selves. Felix, finally coming to his senses says "I get it now, before my radioactive ray gun was destroyed, it set its self on reverse and reformed everything back to the way it was! Uh... Hehe... I'm just going to humbly exit stage right...". Shrek, however, yanks him up by the tail. Shrek; "So, what should we do with him?" Bugs Bunny; "Eeeh! I say we replace my duck season gag with Daffey with a CAT season gag with Elmer Fudd putting him in his place!" Feival; "And have him declawed and remove all his teeth while you're at it! I'm sick of cats! No offense to my best friend, Tiger!". Tinkerbell rushes in to halt the agreement. Oswald; "I think it's best we just place him in a mental institute, even I didn't go that insane to reclaim my fame!". Mickey Mouse; "You're right, how could anyone other than a psycho want to end all life anyway!" Shrek, annoyed by this, reluctantly drops Felix like a sack of potatoes, followed by a quick cat squeal. With a strange green magic aura subtly smoking from his face, Felix was casually wrapped up and taken into the ambulance for rehabilitation. Mickey Mouse to his three rivals; "I think you should just get back to your own companies before anything else happens to us!" Bugs Bunny, Feival and Shrek respectfully nod and walk off. Tinkerbell, relieved to be her own pretty self again and with no more obnoxious copies of her, waves goodbye and flies off back to her studio. Oswald the Lucky Rabbit; "I'm stumped, I'm going to check how my wife's doing with our litter of 420 kids!". Mickey Mouse; "Haha! What a day! Let's just get back to business as usual, I need to finish my performance in Fantasmatic!".

Part 13, Secret Ending, The Real Masterminds;
From the wreckage of the damaged radioactive ray gun, a familiar, pale green hand reaches out and plucks a microchip containing all past genetic recordings. The two yellow eyes glow in satisfaction from a shadowy horned mistress, accompanied with two other women, "Hm, Hm, Hm! Everything went according to plan, controlling that gullible cat's mined to do all the dirty work for us. Now, it's our turn for some fun, and it's not just going to be the three of us...". Fantasmatic is restated again as Mickey Mouse confidently looks up at Maleficent, prepared to give his acting his best shot. But then, Queen Grimhilde and Lady Tremane show up next to her. Maleficent; "Now, you face me, and this time, with all the REAL POWERS OF MY IMAGINATION!" As she raises her staff with the microchip attached and suddenly, all the Disney villains transform into Kaiju! Frollotanosaurus, Shere-Khan-Scaregalon, Captain-Hookttra, Jafargan, Facilihedora, Queen-of-Heaursulantae, Cruella-DeGiras, Hades-Chernobogstroya and SpacePetezilla, all led by a three headed Queen Trehilcentdorah! Mickey Mouse, looking at this spectacular cluster of garbage with disbelief, gets out a copy of his own microchip he secretly uncovered, places it on his fireworks shooting plastic sword as Tinkerbell and Oswald rush to join in, and replies; "Oh yeah? Well this is still our imagination!" As they transform once again into Oswaldan, Tinkerbelthra and Mickeyzilla as the Disney Defenders! Action figure battle set also includes Bugs Kong, Feivalra, Shrekfeild, Felix in Mecha-Felixy-Danger Mark 2 plus three new monsters, Donaldgiras, King Goofysar and Daffygorosaurus each for $9.99 with complete Disneyworld mini play set for $29.99! Each sold separately, not suitable for children below three, batteries not included!
"Mickey turns out to be reading the comic the whole time as he breaks the fourth wall and says "Seriously, get a life!"

The end



Mickey Mouse, Oswald the Lucky Rabbit and Tinkerbell are copyright of Disney
Bugs Bunny is copyright of Warner Bros
Fievel is copyright of Don Bluth
Shrek is copyright of Dreamworks
Felix the Cat is copyright of Pat Sullivan and Otto Messmer
Godzilla, Rodan and Mothra are copyright of Toho
King Kong is copyright of RKO Radio Pictures
Gamera is copyright of Daiei Film Co., Ltd.
Cloverfield is copyright of Paramount Pictures
"Mecha-Felixy-Danger" is a combination of;
Mecha-Godzilla, copyright of Toho
Felix the Cat, copyright of Pat Sullivan and Otto Messmer
Gypsy Danger, copyright of Legendary Pictures

Fanart and fanfiction of all characters (including "fused" characters) belong to their respected owners.